"Turkeys of the world rejoice" was one comment. Another claimed he had charisma, from which some politians could learn a thing or two. Other described his food as garbage, mass produced, processed food for mindless millions. Stephen Fry dressed as a middle-class, middle-English woman, related the corker, "Oh yes. These?" she told, pointing ashamably to her shopping bag, "Yes, these are Bernard Matthews Golden Turkey Drummers. It's amazing how versatile they are." She added, "I've got one in at the moment actually", with a firtive glance at the floor.
I think I tried one once, and didn't think much of it.
Who knows? But one thing is certain. He's dead.
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